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halfasmuch action hero Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 4349 Loc: Upper Oakville Living on a budget       02/27/06 10:55 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses.... I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came home from grocery shopping the receipt included $45 in makeup. I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!" She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you." I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!" -------------------- The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. -Albert Einstein Post Extras

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