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Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO Don't read if you are Italian.....       02/26/06 08:34 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   WHY ITALIANS CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS .... Luigi and Salvatore are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Salvatore grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. Luigi whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, I think Salvatore is dead! What should I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence ...... and then a shot is heard. Luigi's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?" Mel -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras

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