One morning a woman came downstairs to find her husband staring misty eyed out the window. She asked what was on his mind. He asked her, "Remember when I was 18 and you were 16 and your dad caught us making love?" "Oh yes." she replied. "Your dad said he would send me to prison for 20 years If I didn't marry you?" "I remember that." "Well, I would have gotten out today."
-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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