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IIFID Bond....Timmy Bond Reged: 12/15/05 Posts: 8076 Loc: Nipawin, Saskatchewan THOUGHT PROVOKING       06/30/15 11:25 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   AS I AGE, I REALIZE THAT: I talk to myself, because sometimes I need expert advice. Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud. I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off. My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance of idiots that needs work. The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it." When I was a child I thought nap time was punishment. Now it's like a mini vacation. The day the world runs out of beer is just too terrible to think about. Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound! Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees. When the kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes". At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for. -------------------- Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.” Post Extras

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