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can i be serious for a minute
      01/21/15 10:41 PM

I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business and
patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming
traffic.
A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims shouting Anti-American slogans
with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car
and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side was stopped next to
me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akbar! Praise Allah! Death to America" and
took off before the light changed.
Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran
directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself:
*"Man.... that could've been me!"*
So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver


duko

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