A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"
The man replies, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
-------------------- The difference between genius and stupidity
is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein
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