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Sergeant member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 67 Loc: Mainstreet,MarkTwain Forest Down by the River       12/16/05 09:48 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river. Sermon complete, he sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River." -------------------- "Just the minute the FBI begins making recommendations on what should be done with its information, it becomes a Gestapo." J. Edgar Hoover Post Extras

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