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Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO Book report       02/13/06 04:41 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One smart ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report: Titanic: $29.99 Clinton: $29.99 Titanic: Over 3 hours to read Clinton: Over 3 hours to read Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic: Jack is a starving artist. Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist. Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton: Ditto for Bill. Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton: Ditto for Monica. Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton: Let's not go there. Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts. Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Monica. Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton: Monica... ooh, let's not go there, either. Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing. My comment: Titanic: The ship went down on Jack Clinton: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? Mel -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras

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