A blind man enters a Ladies "ALTERNATIVE Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know five things: 1 The bartender is a blonde girl. 2 The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3 I'm a 6 feet tall, 180-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4 The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter. 5 The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler! Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
-------------------- Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.”
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