A man was playing with his wand one day (imagine that)
and a fairy pops out and says, "I'll grant you one wish."
"OK, I want to live forever" he replied.
"I can't grant eternal life" said the fairy.
"Alright, I want to die after Congress pulls its head out of its ass."
"You crafty bastard!" the fairy replied.
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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