"How many valence electrons are on a hydrogen atom?" In his haste to finish he wrote two by accident. Very upset by this turn of events, he takes a walk on the beach to gather his thoughts. There on the beach he finds a lamp. Upon closer inspection he rubs it to discover a genie living inside. The genie offers him a wish, and he wishes that he had gotten that question right. Then the universe exploded.
-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."