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SwampFox member Reged: 12/13/05 Posts: 7976 Loc: Mid Mo Re: In Honor Of Talk Like A Pirate Day       09/20/12 12:12 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   A pirate and his crew were busy plundering a ship. When he entered the captain's quarters, he saw the captain hunched over a table, obviously deep in thought. When the captain didn't move, the pirate came closer with cutlass raised, but stopped short when he noticed that the captain was involved in a game of chess ... with a parrot! The pirate watched for a few seconds, and soon the captain made a move. "Good move! Good move!" the parrot cried, "Nice! Nice!" Well, needless to say, the pirate was quite impressed. "Arrgh, matey! That be quite the talented parrot ye be playin' against thar," he said. The captain looked up at the pirate, somewhat startled, as he had been so involved with the game that he had not noticed the tar standing there. "Ahh, he's not so smart," he replied, "I've beaten the blighter two out of three." -------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck." Post Extras

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