An Irish Priest was driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty bottle on the floor of the car. He says, "Sir, you have been drinking!"
"Just Water" says the priest.
The trooper asks, "then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
--------------------
"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
|
Previous
Index
Next
Flat
Re: Heaven And Hell
Edit
Reply
Quote
