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SwampFox member Reged: 12/13/05 Posts: 7976 Loc: Mid Mo Re: bartender       02/09/06 04:27 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   A genie comes into a bar, looking very smug, and orders a drink. The bartender said "You look pleased with yourself!" "Yes", said the genie, "I just granted a guy a whish that I really liked." "Sounds great, want to tell me?" said the bartender. "Sure, he said he wanted to be happy ever after and never know he had met a genie." "Now that is a very cleaver wish" said the bartender, "I am sure you get many stupid wishes but this one was nice." "True" said the genie, "but the really clever part was my solution. I turned him into a Labrador Retriever." -------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck." Post Extras

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