MC truck driver with no load
7:00 roll over, make sure Mrs is gone, swing legs over side 7:15 scratch, wheez scratch, cough, fart think about standing up... step in puppy poop 8:00 see if the coffee pot is warm, scrape mold off bread and toast it... spill chit all over the kitchen go smoke a salem. drink a nattie... share toast with pup 8:30 ride gravel around and shake head at the crops sprayers .. drink 2nd nattie 9:00 go shoot the chit at the Phillips, smoke a salem, buy mo natties 11:30 debate on going home to smoke a salem and drink a nattie noon find a leftover hot dawg, microwave.. smoke a salem drink a nattie 1:30 wake up in chair, trip over grundie eater and head to a nap 2:30 cough, wheex, hack.. get a salem and a nattie.. go check more gravel roads for Jr High bus stops! 4:30 sit in chair, watch the news.. wish carol would hurry home with dinner 6pm tell the wife dishes can wait.. sit on front porch, smke a salem, drink a nattie and tell wife about the virtues of frog noises. 7pm swat skeeters, watch sunset smoke a salem, drink a nattie 9pm snuggle little brown fur ball in front of TV and pass out. 10:30 realize your lap is wet, hound is whining.. washup, put pup a way and sneak up on Momma
-------------------- The difference between genius and stupidity
is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein
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