Did you know the first use of fuel/air bombs were by the Chinese who stuck bamboo up their asses and advanced on their enemies backwards. Each time the "fuel" ignited, it made a blinding flash of blue light at the burning end of the shaft. Scared hell out of their enemies but was discontinued for thousands of years due to the odor and unreliability of Chinese intestinal systems.
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