Michelle obama called Barrack into her office one day and said, 'Barrack, I have a great idea! I know how we can win back middle America and secure your presidential victory in 2012'. "Great, but how do you propose we go about that," asked Barrack? "Well," Michelle responded, "we'll go down to a local Wal-Mart, get some cheezy clothes and shoes like most middle Americans wear and then we'll stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador. When we look the part we'll go to a nice old country bar in middle America, and we'll show them that we really enjoy the Countryside and show admiration and respect for the hard working people living there". A few days later, all decked out and with the requisite Labrador at heel, they set off from New York in a westerly direction. Eventually they arrived at just the place they were looking for. With dog in tow they walk into the bar. They stepped up to the bar,the Bartender took a step back and said, " aren't you Barrack and Michelle Obama?" Michelle answered, "yes we are, and what a lovely town you have here. We were just passing through and Barrack suggested that we stop and take in some local color." They then ordered a couple of cork from the bartender and proceed to drink them down, all the while chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen. All of a sudden, the bar room door opens and a grizzled old farmer comes in. He walked up to the Labrador, lifted its tail and looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked out the door. A few moments later in came another old farmer. He walked up to the dog, lifted its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and then left the bar. Over the course of the next hour or so, anoth er four or five farmers came in, lifted the dog's tail, and went away looking puzzled. Eventually Michelle and Barrack could stand it no longer and called the bartender over. 'Tell me' said Michelle, 'why did all those old farmers come in and look under the dog's tail like that? Is it some sort of an old custom?' 'Good Lord no,' said the bartender. 'Its just that someone has told them that there was a Labrador in this bar with two assholes!".
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