Grandpa was eating lunch with his daughter and 10 year old grandson when the mom asked him "What is tomorrow?" He said "It's President's Day" She asked "What does that mean?" He said "President's Day is when Obama steps out of the White House and if he sees his shadow, we have 2 more years of unemployment."
-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."