A drunk cowboy comes stubblin into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm,,,,flips on the lite and wakes his wife. He sais honey this is the cow I have sex with when you have a headache.....His wife sais if you weren't so stuuuupid you'd know that's a sheep......Cowboy sais if YOU weren't so stuuupid you'd know I was talkin to the sheep......
-------------------- A gun is like a parachute, if you need one and don't have one, you'll prolly never need one again.
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