Lucifer himself was walking around [beeep], observing all the suffering. He was on a mission to be sure everyone was enduring the maximum pain when he noticed a chubby old guy with white hair sweating and shoveling coal.
The guy was obviously in great distress, but the Devil decided he just wasn't suffering sufficiently.
So, he walked up to the perspiring old fellow and whispered in his ear,
"Hey, Teddy... Have I told you a Republican got your Senate seat?
-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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