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IIFID Bond....Timmy Bond Reged: 12/15/05 Posts: 8076 Loc: Nipawin, Saskatchewan Is my bride to be a virgin?       11/03/09 07:19 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin. The doctor said, 'Well, you need three things: A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel. The man was astonished and asked, 'So what do I do with these?' The doc replied, before the wedding night, you paint your one ball red and the other ball blue. If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever saw", you hit her in the head with the shovel. -------------------- Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.” Post Extras

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