Two old drunks are sitting in a bar when the first one says:
'Ya know, when I was thirty and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it, even using both hands.
By the time I was forty, I could bend it about ten degrees if I tried really hard.
By the time I was fifty, I could bend it about twenty degrees, no problem.
I'm gonna be sixty next week, and now I can bend it in half with just one hand.'
'So,' says the second drunk, 'what's your point?'
'Well, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!'
-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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