The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this; "Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have." she replied.
"I've been divorced three times and I voted for Obama."
-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."