Mel
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 6896
Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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Just for PitPaul
07/30/09 08:47 PM
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Rocky, the Iwegian, entered his bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms. He said, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
His wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looked up and said, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
Rocky replied, "If you weren't so presumptuous, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
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