A Pakistani dies and goes to Heaven. He knocks on the gates and St. Peter opens them.
"Yes?" asks St. Peter.
"I am here for Jesus", says the Pakistani.
St Peter turns around and shouts, "Jesus, your taxi's here."
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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