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SwampFox member Reged: 12/13/05 Posts: 7976 Loc: Mid Mo Re: for DMAC , Foots and other FORMER types       05/27/09 01:10 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   During a commercial airline flight an Air Force Pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms. When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the infant as discreetly as possible. The pilot pretended not to notice and, upon disembarking, he gallantly offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related impedimenta. When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the pilot responded, "Gosh, that's a good looking baby...and he sure was hungry!" Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said that the time spent on the breast would help alleviate the pressure in the baby's ears. The Air Force Pilot sadly shook his head, and in true pilot fashion exclaimed, "And all these years, I've been chewing gum." -------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck." Post Extras

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