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Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO Southern Security System       04/30/09 06:48 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls, they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Cooter -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras

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