A Scotsman and a Baptist minister are seated side by side on a flight from Edinburgh to London. The flight attendant asks the Scot what he would like. The Scot asks for a whisky. She next asks the minister what he wants. The minister replies: " I would rather be raped and ravished by whores all the way to America than drink whiskey!". The Scot says: " I'll have what he's having! Ah didn't know I had a choice!"
-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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