The Scots undertaker sent a message to a son in law that his mother in law had died. The undertaker asked whether he wanted her embalmed, cremated or buried.
The Scots son in law replied: "Use all three. Take no chances".
-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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