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SwampFox member Reged: 12/13/05 Posts: 7976 Loc: Mid Mo Re: Poems, Palindromes, Pasquinades and Pastiche       03/08/09 04:34 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Jabberstocky! Twas bullig, and the slithy brokers Did buy and gamble in the craze All rosy were the Dow Jones stokers By market's wrath unphazed. "Beware the Jabberstock, my son! The cost that bites, the worth that falls! Beware the Econ'mist's word, and shun The spurious Street o' Walls!" He took his forecast sword in hand: Long time the Boesk'some foe he sought - Sake's liquidity, so d'vested he, And stood awhile in thought. And as in bearish thought he stood The Jabberstock, with clothes of tweed, Came waffling with the truth too good, And yuppied great with greed! Chip Black! Chip Blue! And through and through the forecast blade went snicker-snack! It bit the dirt, and with its shirt, He went rebounding back. "And hast thou slain the Jabberstock? Come to my firm, V.P.ish boy! O big bucks day! Moolah! Good Play!" He bought him a Mercedes Toy. Twas panic, and the slithy brokers Did gyre and tumble in the Crash All flimsy were the Dow Jones stokers And mammon's wrath them bash! (By Peter Stucki with apologies to Lewis Carrol) peter@prism.UUCP -------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck." Post Extras

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