Mel
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Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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Re: Lawyer Jokes
01/13/09 07:31 PM
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PICKUP LINE
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, 'Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up,sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.'
Eyes now wide with interest, he responded,'No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?'
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