I went Christmas shopping for my wife this evening.
I told the sales lady I wanted some perfume for my wife, so she handed me a bottle. I sniffed it and she smiled and said, that's $90 a bottle. I handed it back and asked, do you have anything a little less expensive?
She handed me another bottle, I sniffed it and she said that's $60 a bottle. Seeing we weren't getting to my price range I asked, could I see something cheap?
She handed me a mirror.
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