A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand .. He said 'Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!'
The preacher said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.'
The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!'
The preacher said, "The Hell you did".
-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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