Chicago Police today reported finding a black John Doe male body in the Chicago River. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive narcotics consumption.
He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, and an Obama t-shirt. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his butt.
The police thoughtfully removed the Obama t-shirt to spare the family any unnecessary embarrassment.
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