A man walks into a bar and he's really pissed. The bartender gives him a drink and asks what the problem is. All he says is, ?All lawyers are @ssholes.?
A man sitting in the corner shouts, ?I take offense to that!?
The pissed-off guy asks him, ?Why? Are you a lawyer??
He replies, ?No, I'm an @sshole.?
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"Never apologize and never explain, it's a sign of weakness."
--- John Wayne
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