Three nuns were attending a baseball game.Three men were sitting directly behind.
Because their habits were partially blocking the view,the men decided to badger the nuns hoping they'd getannoyed enough to move to another area.
In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah...there are only 100 nuns living there."
The the second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana...there are only 50 nuns living there."
The third guy said, "I want to go to Idaho...there areonly 25 nuns living there."
One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet and calm voice said, "Why don't you go to hell...there aren't any nuns there!"
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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