A man, having applied to join the Clovis, New Mexico, police force, is being interviewed. The Chief says, 'Your qualifications are first-class but there is one test that you must pass before I can recruit you.
Sliding a small bag across the desk, he continues, 'Take this gun with 13 bullets, and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six Obama supporters and a rabbit.'
The man asks, 'Why the rabbit?'
'Fantastic attitude!' says the Chief, 'When can you start?
-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."