Mel
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 6896
Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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Funny one liners.
10/03/08 02:30 PM
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As Larry the cable guy says, "Now that right there, that's funny now."
Uncertainty has now hit the Japanese banking sector.
* In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded.
* Sumo Bank has gone belly up.
* Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
* Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song.
* Today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.
* Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks.
* Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
* Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop.
* Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal!
-------------------- Member DU, Delta
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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