In a bar in New York there’s a magical mirror. If you go up to it and tell it the truth it will grant you one wish… but if you lie - POOF! - it swallows you up for eternity.
A brunette, redhead, and a blonde walk into that very bar - with a mission. They head straight for the magic mirror. The redhead goes first and says “I think I’m the most beautiful woman on Earth” POOF! - the mirror swallows her up and she’s gone for eternity.
The brunette goes up to the mirror and says “I think I’m the sexiest woman on Earth” POOF - now she’s gone too.
Lastly, the blonde goes up to the mirror says ” I think……..” - POOF!
-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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