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Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO To Good Old Farts       05/27/08 04:43 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   A fart it is a pleasant thing, it gives the belly ease, it warms the bed in winter, and suffocates the fleas. A fart can be quiet, a fart can be loud, some leave a powerful, poisonous cloud. A fart can be short, or a fart can be long, some farts have been known to sound like a song...... A fart can create a most curious medley, a fart can be harmless, or silent, and deadly. A fart might not smell, while others are vile, a fart may pass quickly, or linger a while...... A fart can occur in a number of places, and leave everyone there with strange looks on their faces. From wide-open prairie, to small elevators, a fart will find all of us sooner or later. But that all farts are all bad is simply not true- We must never forget....... good old farts like you! -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras

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