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Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO A Tap on the Shoulder       04/28/08 03:28 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few minutes everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me." The frightened passenger apologized to the cab driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much. The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years." -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras

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