Last Valentine's day, I went out with a waitress from a Chinese restaurant. We ended up back at her place, where we engaged in a little light petting on the couch.
The waitress started to heat up. "I'll give you anything you like, Valentine," she said as she sat astradle my lap.
"Um, a little 69 would be nice," I said.
So she fixed me chicken with garlic sauce.
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