Cafeoutdoors.com: Leroy the Redneck

A filthy rich Floridian man decided to throw a party and invited all of his friends
and neighbors, including Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood.. He held
the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.

Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and
BBQ and flirting with all the women. At the height of the party, the host announced ..
"I have a 10 ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone
who has the nerve to jump in."

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone
turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy began fighting the gator in a life
or death battle. Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing
punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the
gator through t he air like some kind of Karate fighter. The water was churning and
splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were thrashing, grunting, groaning,
and raising hell.

Finally, Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish.
Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
The host rushes to Leroy and says, "That was amazing!! I guess I owe you a million
dollars."

"No, that's okay.. I don't want it," said Leroy.

The host said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half
a million bucks?"

"No thanks, I don't want it," answered Leroy.

The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was a fantastic battle.
How about a new Porsche, a Rolex, maybe some stock options?"
Again Leroy said no.

Totally confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"

Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the pool!"

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