A cowboy riding across the desert sees an indian lying naked on top of a sand dune with his hard-on sticking straight in the air.
The cowboy rides up and asks the indian: What ARE you doin?? the indian says: Me tell time. How you gonna do that? asks the cowboy. Sun cast shadow 'cross dick, Tell Time! says the indian. the cowboy rides off shaking his head and says: Whatever!??
After a few more miles the cowboy comes across another indian laying naked on a sand dune with his dick straight up in the air. The cowboy asks: Ok, now what are YOU doin??? the indian says: Me tell time. How you gonna do that? asks the cowboy. Sun cast shadow 'cross dick, Tell Time! says the indian. the cowboy rides off shaking his head and says: Yeah, RIGHT!
a couple of miles later the cowboy sees an indian sitting indian style on a sand dune jerking off like there's no tomorrow. The cowboy asks: I hate to ask, but what do you think you're doin??? the indian replies: Me Wind Watch
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