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Re: Let's start on Hillary
      01/15/08 01:27 AM

A Republican cowboy from Texas attended a social function where Hillary Clinton was trying to gather more support for her nomination. Once she discovered the cowboy was a Republican, she started to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and using single syllable words.

As she was doing that, she kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around her head. The cowboy said, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"

She stopped talking and said, "Well yes, if that's what they're called. But I've never heard of circle flies."

"Well ma'am," the cowboy replied, "circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're always found circling around the back end of a horse."

"Oh," Hillary replied as she went back to rambling. But, a moment later she stopped and bluntly asked, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"

"No, ma'am," the cowboy replied, "I have too much respect for the citizens of New York to call their Senator a horse's ass."

"That's a good thing," she responded and began rambling on once more.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl said, "Hard to fool them flies though."

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