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fish senior member - literally Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 2464 Loc: Kingdom of Callaway Calmness in Our Lives       01/14/08 02:10 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished." So, I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off the bottle of Old Crow, a twelve pack of Bud Light, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the fruitcake, some Doritos, and a stick of sausage. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now. Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace. Post Extras

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