Mel
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Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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Re: Heaven And Hell
11/26/07 05:01 PM
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Jewish Math
A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Sheldon ! All he wants is anal sex and my asshole is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece."
Mother says "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $1000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away for 45 cents !!!!!!!!!"
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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