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SwampFox member Reged: 12/13/05 Posts: 7976 Loc: Mid Mo Re: For the 60+ Crowd...       09/27/07 03:28 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   They've rewritten some of our favorite songs... It was fun being a baby boomer... until now. Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include: Herman's Hermits--- Mrs.. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker. Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip. Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash. Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face. Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now Paul Simon---Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom. Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts. Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair. Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping. The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone. Abba--- Denture Queen. Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall. Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore. Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To. And last but not least: Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again -------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck." Post Extras

Entire topic Subject Posted by Posted on For the 60+ Crowd... Mel 09/27/07 02:57 PM Re: For the 60+ Crowd... SwampFox   09/27/07 03:28 PM

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