Mel
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 6896
Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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For the 60+ Crowd...
09/27/07 02:57 PM
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OVER SIXTY?
Questions & Answers
Q: Where can women over the age of 60 find young, sexy men who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done,you will have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ husband? A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror? A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Why should 60+ folks use valet parking? A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60+ folks to have problems with short-term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where do 60+ folks look for fashionable glasses? A: Their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ folks when shopping in antique stores? A: "I remember these."
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