Mel
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Re: Heaven And Hell
09/10/07 06:22 PM
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A New York judge is presiding over the divorce proceeding of a Jewish couple.
When the final papers have been signed and the divorce is complete the womanthanks the judge and says, "Now I have to arrange for a Ghet".
The judge inquires what she means by a Ghet.
So, the woman explains that a Ghet is a religious ceremony required under the Jewish religion in order to receive a divorce recognized by the Jewish faith.
The judge says, "You mean a religious ceremony like a Bri(Circumcision)".
She replies, "Yes, very similar, only in this case you get rid of the entire prick".
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